You are being ridiculous.
Its cold enough at night that you make the lakes and rives cold, but hot during the day so I still can't go swimming.
I'm sitting here listening to some reggae on Pandora dreaming of getting my tan on while drinking something frozen with a splash of rum.
Please winter be over and let the warm days and nights warm up all water that way I can splash around with Gauge and Brad in all the watery goodness.
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